Chat Jargon M-R

M

M

Male

MGB

May God Bless

MHOTY

My Hat's Off To You

MIL

Mother in law

MOTAS

Member Of The Appropriate Sex

MOTOS

Member Of The Opposite Sex

MOTSS

Member Of The Same Sex

MSG

Message

MTBF

Mean Time Between Failure

MTFBWY

May The Force Be With You

MYOB

Mind your own business

N

N

In

N/A

Not Acceptable

N/C

Not cool

N1

Nice One

N2M

Not too much

NE1

Anyone

NFW

No Feasible Way

NM

Nevermind, Not much

NMH

Not much here

NMJC

Nothing much, just chillin'

NNITO

Not necessarily in that order

NO1

No one

NOTTOMH

Not off the top of my head

NOYB

None of your business

NP

No Problem

NRN

No Reply Necessary

NTK

Nice To Know

O

OB

Obligatory

OBJOKE

Obligatory Joke

OIC

Oh, I See

OJ or OK

Only Joking or Only Kidding

OMG

Oh my gosh

ONNA

Oh NO, Not Again

OOC

Out of character

OOI

Out Of Interest

OS

Operating System

OT

Off topic / Other topic

OTMH

Off the Top of My Head ...

OTOH

On The Other Hand

OTW

On The Way (used when someone is sending a file)

OUSU

Oh, You Shut Up

P

PANS

Pretty Awsome New Stuff (often refering to computer technology)

PCMCIA

People Can't Master Computer Industry Acronyms (slang)

PCMCIA

Personal Computer Memory Cards International Association

PD

Public Domain

PDA

Public Display of Affection

PEBCAK

Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

PITA

Pain In The Ass

PLS / PLZ

Please

PM

Personal Message

PMJI

Pardon My Jumping In

POTS

Plain Old Telephone Service

POV

Point Of view

PPL

People

PS

Post Script

PTL

Praise The Lord

Q

QL

Quit Laughing!

QS

Quit Scrolling

QT

Cutie

RFC

Request for comment

RFD

Request For Discussion

RFI

Request For Information

ROF

Rolling On the Floor

ROFL

Rolling On Floor, Laughing

ROFL

Rolling On the Floor Laughing

ROFLMAO

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Arse Off

ROFLOL

Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud

ROTFL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROTFLABIC

Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Biting Into Carpet

ROTFLMAO

Rolling On The Floor, Laughing My Ass Off

ROTFLOL

Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

RSN

Real Soon Now

RTFAQ

Read The FAQ

RTFM

Read The Flippin Manual (response to beginner question on net, chat, newsgroups, etc.)